Upon hearing about the death of Corey Haim, the internet seems abuzz with chatter. Surprisingly at the time of this writing he’s only got a couple Twitter trends going. *shrug* I had honestly thought Corey Feldman would have gone first. From what I have heard he had a huge drug problem for a long time. I expect him soon to follow his late brosef in accordance with “the corey contract” they both signed as children. j/k
Here is a snip from the conversation I had with my wife a short time ago regarding the late Corey Haim:
Wife: huh- this article I’m reading says corey haim had a bigger problem
Wife: AND it says that he died in the same apt complex that Rick James died in in 2004
Me: cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Wife: Devil Facial Tumor Disease was discovered in 1996
Wife: The furry black animals spread a fast-killing cancer when they bite each other’s faces. It causes grotesque facial tumors that eventually prevent them from feeding and can affect their internal organs.
Me: uh
Me: wat?
Me: that’s what corey haim had?
Wife: tazmanian devils apparently
Me: tazmanian devil face cancer?
Wife: yeah- i guess it’s wiped out 70% of thr td population since 1996- but they just found some that are immune to the cancer cells it appears
Wife: http://bit.ly/cbs9P0
Me: that article doesn’t say anything about corey haim…
Here’s to hoping this spawns a string of internet rumors that Corey Haim died of tazmanian face cancer while doing cocaine with Rick James in his apartment.
hungry
it is very sad that he died…
but your wife is awesome
i LOLed