Segue wreck

Upon hearing about the death of Corey Haim, the internet seems abuzz with chatter. Surprisingly at the time of this writing he’s only got a couple Twitter trends going. *shrug* I had honestly thought Corey Feldman would have gone first. From what I have heard he had a huge drug problem for a long time. I expect him soon to follow his late brosef in accordance with “the corey contract” they both signed as children. j/k

Here is a snip from the conversation I had with my wife a short time ago regarding the late Corey Haim:

Wife: huh- this article I’m reading says corey haim had a bigger problem
Wife: AND it says that he died in the same apt complex that Rick James died in in 2004
Me: cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Wife: Devil Facial Tumor Disease was discovered in 1996
Wife: The furry black animals spread a fast-killing cancer when they bite each other’s faces. It causes grotesque facial tumors that eventually prevent them from feeding and can affect their internal organs.
Me: uh
Me: wat?
Me: that’s what corey haim had?
Wife: tazmanian devils apparently
Me: tazmanian devil face cancer?
Wife: yeah- i guess it’s wiped out 70% of thr td population since 1996- but they just found some that are immune to the cancer cells it appears
Wife: http://bit.ly/cbs9P0
Me: that article doesn’t say anything about corey haim…

Here’s to hoping this spawns a string of internet rumors that Corey Haim died of tazmanian face cancer while doing cocaine with Rick James in his apartment.

Current Mood: (hungry) hungry
Current Music: The Gothsicles - Jim, Let Me Know When You Can Drink Again (Extreme Party Stylezz)

One Response to “Segue wreck”

  1. Whitney says:

    it is very sad that he died…

    but your wife is awesome

    i LOLed

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